doctor: i need anaesthetic
Dark pale and sad as a mermaid. ♆
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
bad hair days should only appear on sundays or days where you don’t have any social interaction at all.